Bigden Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 A guy wakes up and finds a gorilla in a tree in his backyard. He looks in the phone book and sees an ad for a man who does gorilla removal. He calls the man and he comes over. The man has a shotgun, a dog and a pair of handcuffs. He says, "I am gonna climb up that tree, and shake that gorilla out of there. Beauregard, my dog will bite him in the balls, and when the gorilla puts his arms down to get the dog off of his privates, you go ahead and handcuff him, OK?" The guy nods in agreement then asks, "whats the shotgun for then"? To which the man replied, "If, for any reason, that gorilla knocks me out of the tree, SHOOT THAT GOD DAMMEED DOG!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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