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a man is driving with his young son when he is pulled over for speeding after being given a ticket he drives of saying '*******'. 'what does ******* mean daddy' 'err policeman says the dad'

 

when they get home dad stubs his toe on the doormat 'oh **** ' what does **** mean daddy'' err doormat son' says the dad

 

the boy walks into the kitchen. his mum is cutting a turkey when she cuts herself'oh

****' 'what does **** mummy' 'err turkey son' she says

 

the boy walks upstairs to find his dad shaving he cuts himself 'oh b**locks' 'what does that mean daddy'it means shaving son'

 

suddenly there is a knock at the door the boy answers it to the policeman and says 'hello ******* wipe your feet in **** mums in the kitchen fu**ing a turkey and dads upstairs shaving his bo**ocks

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