Joke

[Guest AP1shooter]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about

ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two

cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She

thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she

decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him

around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours

every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,

the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing

very well. and she started growing very fond of him

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done

a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should

go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand

readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

 

He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room,

he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass

of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

 

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her

boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes

in the fire light. "Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to

the floor. Then she looked at him and said:

 

 

 

 

" If you ever wear them into town again, you're fired!"