Browning GTS Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 A senior citizen drove his brand new Jaguar X type > out of the car > salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored > it to 100 mph. > "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, > enjoying pushing the > pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear > view mirror, he saw a > police car behind him, blue lights flashing and > siren blaring. > > "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the > elderly nutcase as > he floored it to 120mph, then 130, then 140mph. > Suddenly, he thought, > "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this > nonsense!" So he pulled > over to the side of the road and waited for the > police car to catch up > with him. (as you do!) > > Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up > to the driver's side > of the Jag, looked at his watch and said, > > "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday > and I'm taking off > for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you > were speeding that > I've never heard before, I'll let you go." > > The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and > replied: > "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I > thought you were > bringing her back." > > "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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