Hodmedod.one Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack Daniels!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!" The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me." The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack Daniels!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!" The bartender says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me again." The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack Daniels!" The bartender looks at him confused and says, "Damn buddy, doesn't anyone in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife!" ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................. ITALIAN LOVER A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I Norwegian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJaxeman Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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