ausie joke

[peter-peter]

This just cracked me up.

>>>

>>> > MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE ...

>>> >

>>> > "Hello, is this the police?"

>>> > "Yes it is. How can we help you?"

>>> > "I'm calling to report my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine

>>> > inside

>>> > his

>>> > firewood!"

>>> > "Thank you very much for the call."

>>> > The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great

>>>numbers.

>>> > They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood

>>> > is

>>> > kept.

>>> > Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no

>>> > cocaine.

>>> > They swear at Wazza and leave.

>>> > The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey, Wazz, did the cops come?"

>>> > "Yeah!"

>>> > "Did they chop up your firewood?"

>>> > "Yep."

>>> > "Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate."

[JohnGalway]

They stole our garden digging idea!

[peter-peter]

They stole our garden digging idea!

yer probably right john them ausies are **** for nicking our stuff.

hope the weather is good on the old emerald,

im bringing the missus over next week for a long overdue holiday.

[Suffolk shooter]

They stole our garden digging idea!

yer probably right john them ausies are **** for nicking our stuff.

hope the weather is good on the old emerald,

im bringing the missus over next week for a long overdue holiday.

 

Shame this is the wrong section B)

 

Aussies never nicked anything from us. If you've been there recently you'll notice other than Sydney the rest of the country is approx 20 years behind everyone else. What Drongo's.

 

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