Happy Mark

Monday, 22 March 2010 E bay add of the week Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers. A proper bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive thru burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little Renault Clio. Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already. Dig out yer favourite unwashed "Umbro" hoodie and come cast your shifty little eyes on this. Ideal for the "Street Pharmacist" and other suitably attired *****. Your gonna need a baseball cap with this beauty, ideally one that comes with no fitting instructions. Heaven forbid you should put it on the right way. What better way to compliment your stolen Nike Air Max trainers than to be seen dangling a foot outta this pocket rocket. Worried about the Babylon spotting ya, no need. Car comes fully equipped with proper blacked out gangster glass on the side windows. Hell, you could even fill the back up with yer ugly chav kids and knowone'd see 'em. doesn't get much better boys. Ah, but it does. It does. To show your complete and utter lack of taste and knowledge of the motor car you'll also find the ridiculous rock hard lowered suspension to your taste as well. Why not get a step closer to Gran's inheritance by offering her a lift in ya new "wheels" then taking her down the post Office flat out over the speed humps round your estate and hopefully knocking the spine out of her? Might need 2 laps but god damn them single teenage mums smoking Marlboro Lights outside the chippy will be impressed fella's. You know that they like a ride like this. Turn up the Alpine Head Unit, stick in your favourite and incomprehensible "Drum & Bass" Cd and the throbbing out the 6x9 parcel shelf will have them pregnant in no time. To complete the proper drug dealer look, a tasteless stripe has been fitted from the front to the rear. Finished in "Air Max" white it really doesn't complement the car in any shape or form. Rather like you and your Brethren spitting on the floor constantly. Completely needless but you think it makes a statement about you. You'll also enjoy the totally pointless but ridiculously noisy after market air filter. About as helpful as a **** in an astronaut suit, but hell, you didn't get where you are today by being helpful, did you? I'm quite sad to see the thing go really. There is nothing more pleasurable to me at 41 than to drive round in this bit of **** and look a complete *****. I'd much rather hand the opportunity to you work shy crack head council tenants any day. This little set of wheels is gonna let the other hoodies know you've made it. cocaine and skunk selling is never gonna get any easier for the lucky buyer of this car. I might have a deal on a couple of gram's of smack or coke, but ideally I'd need to get a serious drug habit before hand. Perhaps someone could help? You can pay in cash or wraps, I'm easy really. Bring along your mums credit card or one that your mate has cloned down the petrol station. If it is going to be hard cash, please ensure it is discretely hidden in a used Tesco carrier bag, and you have folded one £20 note around 4 others. Makes counting so much easier. For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tatoo of something utterly meaninless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is. If your an under-age drink driver, or under-age driver for that matter, this little beauty really isn't going to attract the attention of the local constabulary at all. you'll drift pass any patrol car effortlessly. Make sure there is at least 6 of you in the car though, Splif in hand. If your driving, have another swig from your 2 litre plastic "LIDL" brand cider as you nonchalantly flip the bird to the passing police patrol. Head off for the nearest estate for some tyre screeching fun. They ain't never gonna take you alive in this. The car does like a good rev in the morning at any unsocial hour. Neighbours will love it and feel proud to live in the same road. don't forget to rev the pants off of it at all junctions and roundabouts as well. This really will increase the length of your manhood no end. your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet". You can almost bet your last eighth of puff your gonna get laid. Hell, might even get a few STD's as well. your gonna get a proper bird with this motor. For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO? Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers licence and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid. Nuff said, innit. Massive respeck!

Totally agree Doc my friend is standing for parliament for UKIP and lots of people will be voting for him, he has had fantastic feed back while out on the streets I worked for the NHS for seven years and that is another scam, if only the voters could understand, all you have to di is look at the rules regarding a crown body and vat

I am sick of this election campaign already, every time I turn the box on it’s like being forced to watch Jedwood or that fat **** from Go Compare. Come on now do they think that we are fools,(YES) The problem is they won’t talk about what we the voting public are concerned about. Talk about stage managed last night. They don’t want any party up setting their band wagon in this election, UKIP came second in the EU elections. Yes second, they don’t make that common knowledge. Why weren’t they asked to be on the show ?? You tell me, Could it be something to do with the EU referendum which both sides have gone back on. This will not be talked about, they will put their heads in the sand. Immigration was talked about last night and they said that they were going to slow it down, and try to control our borders to non EU migrants. But mind you, most of the immigration comes from the EU, and now we have Turkey joining with 60 million of them . Anyway my blood pressure is now dropping and I must say that Cleggy came across as the best last night. But they will need to do a lot for me to change my mind

Many thanks to you all for the recommendations I now have somewhere to start from. As it stands I must say that it is a heavy gun, but even with the ox spring I was getting consistent groupings at 30 meters. I was shooting with a friend of mine yesterday who has a HW35 FAC. Now I don’t know why I listen to him, but this little project has become much bigger. As I do some carbon fibre works some times for friends cars I might as well make a custom stock for the gun. If anyone is interested I could do a little thing and put it on the Forum as the stages are completed, this could be interesting regarding the Kevlar carbon fibre stock construction. Look forward to any abuse or comments.

Many thanks for your kind welcome and for pointing me in the correct direction

Sorry Daveo what i meant is that the gun should not be above 12ftlb otherwise it becomes regulated as a FAC what is the happiest medium ? about 11.5 ftlb

Lineshooter Many thanks I will also have a look at the Venom tune kit, hopefully these spring are all under the limit. any idea where I could pick one of these up down south many thanks Mark

Daveo many thanks for getting back to me , It is a .22 I will have a look around at the v.mach and the Titanxs am I correct that they need to be below 12ftlb looking forward at getting started on this project Many thanks Mark

Good day fellow shooters, this is my first proper post to the forum. I have been looking through the posts and there is some very good information and advice so I hope that I have come to the right place for some helpful advice on my HW77, Hopefully some of you can give me some sound advice regarding an airgun that I have just purchased from a friend. The gun is a HW77, and checking the serial number which starts off 119 I think that it was made in or about 1991. This is going to be a project for me , I plan to strip it down , strip the stock and re do it, fiddle around with the inside stuff spring/piston etc. ]Now before you all start I don’t want an F.A.C airgun that is a no no. When fired it is a bit clunky and has some recoil. What I am looking for is a nice smooth action and accuracy, for pigeons, bunnies and tree rats. I have been advised that it is just under the limit. But I will check out to make sure as I have been told that it has an Ox spring fitted Now I am a tinkerer and I have Derlin and PTFE materials in rod , sheet and tube form so I can turn down my own bits if needed. Could anyone recommend me a good spring that would help, there are so many out on the market , which one should I use. Any further advice to improve the accuracy would be most grateful. Also I was going through my old shooting box and I found six boxes of .22 SABO airgun bullets. I understand that these are no longer available, are these legal they are steel and copper coated pellets. I look forward to any suggestions that may be of help Once again many thanks

Good day fellow shooters, this is my first post to the forum. I have been looking through the posts and there is some very good information I hope that I have come to the right place for some helpful advice on my HW77, can anyone please advise where is the best place to post some questions regarding the refurbishment works to my HW77. Many thanks