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  2. U WILL LIKE THIS

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    Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.

    The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot.

     

    The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."

     

    And with that he slams another shot.

     

    The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

     

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    The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to **** the cat!" :D:D

  13. I Found This Funy

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    Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

     

    When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."

     

    "I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

     

    Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

     

    Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

     

    After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

     

    Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

     

    Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    "I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT ********** GOING!" :o :(

  17. Fun day ratting

    in Country Sports

    Posted · Edited by Richard_Archer

    Me and my dad went ratting yesterday with our 4 jack russels we ended up catching 4 monsters and a nest full of little rats bout the size of mice must av been atleast 6 or 7 could nt tell u exactly because the dogs munched them like jelly babys :)

    all in all a very fun day, and for saying the dogs have nt worked 4 a while they did great!

     

    Rich

     

    PS. anyone go out with any rack packs?

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