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  1. one day tony blair was travelling along country roads in his car and suddenly they crashed into a ditch and his driver was dead and tony was stuck and couldnt get out.

    he thought he was going to die.

    after hours of sitting there helplessly and thinking he was going to die, these three farmers past in 4x4's. and they saw him and thought that they couldnt just leave him there to die so they got him out.

    when he was out he was so happy with them that he said i'll give you one wish and whatever you want, i will let you have it for saving my life.

    the first farmer said, "oo i need a new tractor because my old on eis getting a bit tatty and is wearing out"

    tony agrees and says right il order you one right away.

    second farmer says i really need a new combine so i can get my crops in more easily and quicker!

    tony says

    oo they are expensive but you did save my life so you can have on i suppose and he writes it down and will order it later.

    tony says to the third man. "what would you like?"

    the Third man says, " a state funeral"

    tony asks "why would you want that out of anything, seems a bit strange"?

    the third man goes, "well when i tell my father iv saved tony blair hes going to bloody kill me"

  2. i have a yamaha 350cc big bear

    its great

    8 years old still going as good as new.

    use it mainly for fun! done a fiar few miles now!

    also to carry my pigeon shooting gear around.

    also used for spot spraying and slug pelleting.

  3. im guna go and have a go on the wheat stubble undere the known flightline of mine this afternoon when i have petrol for my quad to get th gear across!

    went lamping last night

    saw two foxes

    a muntjac

    only got a couple of rabbits

    good fun tho

    theyr too quick!

  4. i think the pressure does play a part.

    low pressure is what they like im sure becuase that uis when it gets cloudy and rainy.

    think about this.

    if you were on a desert island with a big supply of food avalable and the weather was nice you wouldnt bother going to eat much of it for th first few days or you wouldnt gather it up becuase there would be no need to.

    but

    if it starts getting cloudy and windy you think there is a storm coming so you go out and gather as much food as possible to keep safe so that you can last through the storm.

    this is the same for pigeons they would go out and feed intensly if it gets cloudy and windy to keep them alive through the storm or rain.

    i learnt this through reading the book "the pigeon shooter".

    what do you think?

  5. been out doing tractor work and crows all over the subsoil.

    worth a go? or do you think they are just there because the tractor was there....................... thats what i think because they were moving to behind the tractor every time i moved across.

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