I have been asked by a few PW Members for a recipe for a Christmas Cake, so here it is .
1 cup of Water
1 cup Butter
1 tsp Baking Soda
1 cup of Sugar
1 tsp Salt
1 cup Brown Sugar
1 tsp Lemon Juice
4 Large Eggs
1 cup Mixed Nuts
2 cups Dried Mixed Fruit
1 Bottle Brandy
Sample the Brandy
Take a large bowl, double check the Brandy
Turn on the electric food mixer, beat one cup of Butter in a large fluffy bowl
Add Sugar and beat again
At this point make sure the Brandy is shtill OK
Try another cup, just in case turn off the mixer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Pick fruit off the floor
Mix on the turner
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver
Sample the Brandy to check for tonsisticity
Next, sift 2 cups of Salt, or somefing, who giveshz a poo
Check the Brandy
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts,
Add one table
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find
Greash the Oven and **** in the fridge
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally frow the bowl froo the Window,
Finish the Brandy , kick the cat,
Fall into Bed
CHERRY MISTMAS