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Well.............we have had a busy 10 days...nearly 2 weeks ago god and me had a little chat....sort of went like this.. "hi there ditchman ...hows it hangin ?"..says god "yeah..... not too bad...bit of a struggle,...mustnt grumble tho' "..............."look " says god..."ive been reading your threads on pigeonwatch...and you have too many running...quite simply your mind is making appointments , that you body cant keep "................"yes " says i.........."how are we going to sort this then...cause i cant let people down" "weelll says god " (scratching his long white beard)........"ive got and idea"........................... "goes like this.........................."normally i give people like you a lot of deseases over a period of a few years...it allows them to gently get used to the idea of mortality...puts them in the frame of mind of getting used to the idea of "standing outside gods waiting room".... "ok" says i ....."whats the catch" ? "weeelllll.....my idea is...so as to keep the grim reaper happy and so he can have a good larf.........im going to give you alll these deseases in 10 days....(bearing in mind it only took 7 days to make the world)...miricles are easily performed...but the impossible generally takes a bit longer" so folks........thats what he did... beginning of last week diagnosed with celiac's desease followed by trip to hostipital (mild heart problem...ecg and all that stuff)...loads of pills an' stuff then blood pressure gone stupid...pills for that.(to relax the arteries) blood tests piddle tests BIG CHOLESTROL PROBLEM........statins for that and continue gluten diet then diagnosed with anemia then finally diagnosed with diabetes ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 DAYS...!!! so im going to take it easy for a while..........the funny thing is i am starting to feel soooo much better...got an app' with the docs to see the diabetes nurse on friday regards the management of it...and the main thing is my willy is fine...and my Doctor....Doctor Anna..(she is german and HOT ...very touchy feely)....was responsible for my high blood pressure...she has an AWSOME rear end...................but i digress now.......... i will continue to complete the threads... but in fits and starts "BETTER TO BURN OUT ..THAN FADE AWAY"