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ditchman

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  • Birthday June 28

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    Things that go bang...fishing...countryside in general

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  1. when i did my apprentishship on the sandringham estate...princess anne had a bit of a snogging session with one of the local young policemen at the house during the xmas break ...she brought him donuts and they ate them together in the wooden shed.....he was a local boy fromn Dersingham...the Duke found out and had a word with his Super' and the poor sod got posted to the Orkeneys for 6 mths.......
  2. it is said that a true sprocker is pure bred springer x pure bred cocker.............crossing sprocker with sprocker might result in getting pure breds..again..
  3. he couldnt make a frothy coffee now.....unless he scraped the dead skin from his underarms...
  4. this is what "Momentum" are made up from...............scary ....
  5. you tend to see them on country lanes at the moment where the traffic has crushed the acorns.....
  6. they used to make coffee from them in the 2nd world war....and in the first world war they used to ferment acetone from them for munitions....
  7. stop press.........(again) it is now being reported by the foriegn office ....that the "diplomats wife does not have diplomatic immunity"....Quote unquote so im extremly sorry if i have misled you all for a 2nd time carry on now...........
  8. BIZZARRE...................... MIND YOU THE ONE IN BVROWN TROWSERS HAS A NICE REAR END.........
  9. did it have a packet of rennies with it ?
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    BREXIT

    that joe swinson makes my skin crawl.............even more so than corbyn does , and thats saying something
  11. well................have you done it now ...?
  12. ditchman

    Kurds

    landrover fuel lift pumps....
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