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ditchman

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  1. Dental Charges

    contact your local NHS hostipital.................they will give you the location of the emergency hostipital dentist....and very good they are too.....our emergency hostipital dentist is in norwich but the hostipital is out on the ring road....i have used it a couple of times when i cant get into my dentist...
  2. Why do people still believe the earth is flat????

    you dont .......it falls off the edge.............
  3. Why do people still believe the earth is flat????

    must be like a disc then..
  4. VW TOUAREG 2003 R5 TDI POWER LOSS

    ohh dear piston has gone then...pressureising the crankcase and blowing oil up the galleries into the rocker box and every where else.....let us know the out come....
  5. Why do people still believe the earth is flat????

    damn right its flat ...it takes 4 days to lose my dog...............
  6. VW TOUAREG 2003 R5 TDI POWER LOSS

    aahhhh dont get all fussed its proberly just a valve stuck open...if it was your piston there would be oil all over the place pressurising your crankcase... couple of new valves....rubbed in 2 springs maybe.....head gasket ...jobs a gooden...
  7. VW TOUAREG 2003 R5 TDI POWER LOSS

    if you need another turbo.........dont get a new one or let the garage buy you one ...ring "Turbo-solutions" and they will do an exchange at a very good price...i have used them several times..
  8. Vague movie quote help

    christ we are a sad lot...............
  9. Anyone know what these are?

    have something similar on my boiler...pipe...to...heat exchanger.........in the pic you are missing 2 slides with a semi circle cut out on them which push fit into the slots on the coupling...
  10. Vague movie quote help

    yup clear and present danger...............harrison ford talking in a meeting to the scumbag drug dealing president....presidents mate had just been killed on a fancy boat smuggling drugs in from s/america....meeting is about how to handle the press............
  11. Getting weight on a dog

    split his food up to 3 /day....and soak his dry food and suppliment with tinned tripe.........
  12. Famous last quotes

    w c fields was asked by a reporter...."do you like children ?"................... his reply was.."i dooo i dooo my boy ......preferbly boiled"
  13. Famous last quotes

    wasnt it said ........at Hastings to Harold..........."my lord ..keep an eye out with the ****** with one arrow"
  14. Back from Marrakech

    mate went there last year for his wedding aniversary .....................i thought he was mad.............he had a brilliant time
  15. Shoot food

    one of the shoots i used to frequent served up sausages in a sweet and sour sauce instead of sausage rolls ...very nice to....for a mid morning snack...
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