jonevo Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) I have parodied Cliff Richard's dreadful dirge: Depression and Grime (A Parody Inspired by Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard) The turkey is burnt, and nobody's learnt christmas time mistletoe and no wine Uncle jims put his boxies in the bin And I am on my third bottle of gin Christmas time Depression and grime People arguing all the time The inlaws are fighting the kids are frightened anyone want to add a few more Your dad is arguing with your mam Your fella refuses to speak to your brother The in-laws storm out, because the food is so dire And the cat's burnt his paw in the blazing log fire Christmas time It should be a crime There's nothing more **** than a pantomime With debts on your credit cards and fat round your waist There's no accounting for taste Little Jimmy wants to watch a repeat of Kojak You don't let him so he swallows a whole pack of Prozac Young Sally won't stop singing although she's tone-deaf And your mother's thrown up over Great Uncle Geoff Christmas is **** It makes you fat and unfit You get groped by some random drunken g it Auntie mary's dentures have fallen into the prawns And you're too skint to get that necklace you pawned Christmas farce Stick it up your ar se This and every year I will pass Don't be offended if I sound so smug I may be a Scrooge but it's you who's a mug Edited December 14, 2009 by jonevo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ws25 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Haha brilliant, loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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