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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

 

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

 

What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute

 

steal at only £20."

 

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

 

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a

 

result, its language is a touch fruity".

 

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad

 

minded, and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

 

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his

 

new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "**** me, a new

 

brothel and a new madam".

 

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman, trying not

 

to laugh.

 

A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

 

"Un-*** *ing believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new

 

prostitutes" says the parrot, when he sees the daughters.

 

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the

 

girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new

 

pet.

 

A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.

 

"* ** *ing incredible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but

 

the same old clients ................. How ya doin', Dave?"

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