bobt Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result, its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded, and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "**** me, a new brothel and a new madam". "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman, trying not to laugh. A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un-*** *ing believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot, when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home. "* ** *ing incredible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients ................. How ya doin', Dave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Red Fox Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enniskillen Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 :o very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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