kirky640 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 my tip is never eat yellow snow thanks kirky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Is that the yellow snow where the Husky's go?? Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 my tip is never eat yellow snow thanks kirky Apparently your advice is silly. Obviously never eaten the damned stuff. :lol: Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 is that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Allegedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 well i had a great dy 30 birds and no yellow stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Tony Blair steps out onto Downing Street in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, in front of No. 10, he sees "The Prime Minister Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Tony is pretty pi$$ed off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow in the front damn street! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!" The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Tony hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!" The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr.Blair, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?" Tony says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says "Well,we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Prescott's." Blair says "Oh my God, I feel so... so... betrayed! One of my own Ministers! Damn. ..Well, what's the really bad news?" The officer replies "Well, it's Cherie's handwriting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider.20 Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Is that the yellow snow where the Husky's go?? do i sence a fellow frank Zappa fan? (eyes light up!) spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Is that the yellow snow where the Husky's go?? do i sence a fellow frank Zappa fan? (eyes light up!) spider Depends if you like my new car (its a Filmore) Unlike the well known saying its not necessity ...................................but FRANK ZAPPA THAT's THE MOTHER OF INVENTION. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Tony Blair steps out onto Downing Street in the deadof winter. Right in front of him, in front of No. 10, he sees "The Prime Minister Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Tony is pretty pi$$ed off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow in the front damn street! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!" The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Tony hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!" The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr.Blair, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?" Tony says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says "Well,we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Prescott's." Blair says "Oh my God, I feel so... so... betrayed! One of my own Ministers! Damn. ..Well, what's the really bad news?" The officer replies "Well, it's Cherie's handwriting" good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider.20 Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Depends if you like my new car (its a Filmore) Unlike the well known saying its not necessity ...................................but FRANK ZAPPA THAT's THE MOTHER OF INVENTION. Dave live at the flimore east june 1971? i think it's 71. man there are few i don't own and none i don't love! wot's your fave? dirty love? montana? billy the mountain? spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Broken hearts are for a55holes and maybe mud shark a close second followed by Jewish Princess. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider.20 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 not water mellons in easter hay? from joes garage. it's all good to me. read the biography if you aint already. it's good stuff. got a coppy from FOPP in glasgow for a fiver. tought me alot about the grate man. oh oh i got it muffin man! that's probly my fave. spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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