ChrisNicholls Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the chemist she needed some cyanide. The chemist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The chemist's eyes got big and he said, "My goodness. No!! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the chemist's wife. The chemist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Edited March 15, 2006 by ChrisNicholls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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