Nildes Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 > I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must > be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. > - David Bissonette > ========================================================= > When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let > him keep her. > - Sacha Guitry > ========================================================= > After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just >can't face each other, but still they stay together. > ========================================================= > By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you > get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. > > - Socrates > ======================================================== > ========================================================= > > Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving > them. > > - Dumas > ========================================================= > > The great question... which I have not been able to answer....is, "What > > does a woman want? > > - Freud > ========================================================= > > I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. > ========================================================= > > "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go > to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft > music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." > - Henny Youngman > ========================================================= > "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." > - Sam Kinison > ========================================================= > "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than > electronic banking. It's called marriage." > - James Holt McGavran > ========================================================= > > "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the > second one didn't." > - Patrick Murray > ========================================================= > Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife > would have preferred. > ========================================================= > Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming > 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, > 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. > - Nash > ========================================================= > My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet > space. > ========================================================= > You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. > - Henny Youngman > ========================================================= > My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. > - Rodney Dangerfield > ========================================================= > A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. > - Milton Berle > ========================================================= > Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. > - Anonymous > ========================================================= > "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt > her." > - Rodney Dangerfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I have my own little saying— “My wife says I only have two faults—Everything I say and everything I do”. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Country_est Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 My wife says I only have 1 fault..... BREATHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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