SNAKEBITE Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) Two elephants from Birmingham are at the elephant graveyard and one turns to the other and says "Did you come here to die?" The other elephant replies "No I came here yester die" Edited March 24, 2006 by SNAKEBITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChrisNicholls Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 A Chav girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. How many children?" asks the council worker. 10" replies the Chav girl 10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" Doesn't that get confusing?" Naah..." says the Chav girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. That's easy," says the Chav girl... "I just use their surnames" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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