Reg Booty Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 "I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "no way." They said 'come on, please, it's for ****s and blind children.' So I thought, **** it, I could win this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her a**e. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"! G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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