Gungadin Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 What the duck? A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****** bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ***** bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ****** beak to the bar you irritating ****** bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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