For all you,

[lurcherboy]

FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

 

$49.00.

-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

 

 

With Enron,

 

you would have had

 

$16.50

 

left of the original $1,000.00.

 

-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

 

 

 

With WorldCom,

 

you would have had less than

 

$5.00 left.

 

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-

 

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00

 

 

 

worth of Beer one year ago,

 

 

drank all the beer,

 

then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

you would have had

 

$214.00.

 

Based on the above,

 

 

 

current investment advice is to

 

 

 

 

 

drink heavily and

recycle.

 

 

 

It's called the 401 Keg Plan

[the lizard]

 

that's brilliant LB.

 

 

the Lizard

P.S. Gone out to buy beer......