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dave an steve were chatting in the pub

dave says i dont know mate, i cant keep it up like i used to

steve replies do as i do mate when its up whack it on the

dressing table makes it numb you last for ages

really? asks dave

gospel says steve works every time

so dave trots off home later that night to find his wife already in bed

feeling a bit frisky he strips off and proceeds to whack his manhood on the dressing room table

his wife stirs at the sound of the thump thump thumping and says

steve is that you?

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