tosspot Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 a newly appointed vicar decides to take a stroll through his country parish one morning to take in the sights and sounds of spring and meet his parishoners after a while he bumps into a young girl walking her dog "good morning" said the vicar "yes it is" replied the girl "my favourite time of year, like a fresh start" "my what profound words for one so young" said the vicar quite taken aback by the girls maturity "what is your name?" he asked "Petal" she said "what a beautiful name" "yes, when i was born a rose petal landed on mummys' tummy so they called me Petal" "what a lovely story, and your dog" said the vicar "what's his name?" "Porky" said the girl "and how did he get his name" the girl looked at the vicar bemused and said "coz he ***** pigs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenzie Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 :unsure: nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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