white fox Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old ****, time to retire." The old rooster replies "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL these chickens? Look at what it has done to me. Can't you leave me with those two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says "Beat it, you are washed up and I am taking over...." The old rooster says " I tell you what young stud, I will race you around the Farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive use of the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs "You know you don't stand a chance old man. Just to be fair I will give you a head start" The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster is closing the gap. The farmer sees the young rooster gaing fast and grabs his shotgun. BOOM, he shoots the young rooster. Shaking his head with sadness he says " Damn, thats the third gay rooster I bought this month." The moral of this story? Don't mess with us old farts - Age, Skill, and Treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davej Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Top of the draw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Old but good. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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