rb5037 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Rules of the BBQ After months of cold and rainy weather, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.... (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Its done the rounds, but still good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saz Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 hhhmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewyjack.22 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I never realised she done all that how true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Classic! ! Got this today and not seen it before, i **** and then sat back and thought, my poor wife, next time i'll make sure i get her mum round to help me cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Classic! ! Got this today and not seen it before, i **** and then sat back and thought, my poor wife, next time i'll make sure i get her mum round to help me cook what are you like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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