Wisdom of the Ancients

[Quist]

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

 

2. There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you counted on.

 

3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

 

4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

 

5. Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

 

6. The facts, although they may be interesting, are usually irrelevant.

 

7. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

 

8. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

 

9. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

 

10. Everything should be made a simple as possible, but no simpler.

 

11. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

 

12. I have seen the Truth and it made no sense.

 

13. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

 

14. This is probably as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.

 

15. If you think there is good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.

 

16. All other things being equal, big people use more soap.

 

17. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

 

18. By the time you can make ends meet, they change the ends.

 

19. Not one shred of evidence supports the idea that life is serious.

 

20. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

 

21. Marriages are made in Heaven and then go to Hell.

 

22. Life may suck but its better than death.

 

23. If God is all-merciful, why did he invent Tigers?

[mickymiroku]

their's some true wisdom here, especialy number 5. :yp: :yp: