E-Mooned

[Gungadin]

We all know those cute little computer symbols

 

called "emoticons," where:

 

means a smile and

 

is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

 

:-) and :-( respectively

 

 

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

 

 

 

(_!_) a regular ***

 

 

 

(__!__) a fat ***

 

 

 

(!) a tight ***

 

 

 

(_*_) a sore ***

 

 

 

{_!_} a swishy ***

 

 

 

(_o_) an *** hole

 

 

 

(_x_) kiss my ***

 

 

 

(_zzz_) a tired ***

 

 

 

(_E=mc2_) a smart ***

 

 

 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ***

 

 

 

(_?_) Dumb ***

 

 

 

 

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