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Dear Mum and Dad,

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped

with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially

with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it

is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy

in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me

and that is one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt

anyone

and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the ones providing

us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime,

we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets better. He

deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be in

films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently

I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three

men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse. Don't worry Mum,

now I'm 15 years old I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit

you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

 

Your loving daughter,

Aimee

 

 

P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at a neighbours house. I just wanted to show

you that there are worse things in life than denting the car. Sorry about

your Benz !! :o