Peterchapman Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 6:00 Alarm 6:15 B---job 6:30 Massive satisfiying dump while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast, rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom wench 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several whiskies on-route to airport 8:15 Flight in personal lear jet 9:30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (b---job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under per) 11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 largers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 12:10 B---job 12:15 Play back nine (4 under par) 14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskies) 14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo 15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude) 16:30 Land world record Marlin (1,800lbs on light tackle) 17:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by Elle McPherson 18:45 Sh-t, shower and shave 19:00 Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated, marijuana and porn legalised 19:30 Dinner, lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy steak followed by Ice cream served on a big pair of t-ts 21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day, England beating Germany 6-0 21:30 Line of coke, sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 22:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snack and cleansing ale 23:30 A nightcap b---job 23:45 In bed alone 23:50 A 12 second **** which changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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