white fox Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 An old couple in their eighties go to the doctor about having a baby. They say their lives are empty since their children have left home and the grandchildren don’t come to see them very often. The doctor says this is very unusual at their age but agreed to run some tests. He gives the old man a glass jar and tells him to fill it and bring it back the next day. Next day the old couple return to the doctors, and hand over the glass jar. The doctor looks at the jar and says to the old man "but you haven’t put anything in the jar." The old man says "well I tried, I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand but nothing happened. My Wife tried with her right hand, then her left hand, with her teeth in, and her teeth out, but we still couldn't get the lid off the jar." WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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