Joke

[Guest AP1shooter]

As heard on Australian radio.

>

> This is absolutely hilarious and true !!!!!

>

> Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work

> and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM

> morning show in Sydney.

>

> The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.

>

> The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if

> they are married or seriously involved with someone.

> If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet

> highly personal questions.

>

> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with

> phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three

> questions correctly, they both win the prize.

>

> One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big

> Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest

> thing I've

> ever heard.

>

> Anyway, here's how it all went down:

>

> DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

>

> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

>

> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if

> you

> win. What is your name? First name only please."

>

> Contestant: "Brian."

>

> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

>

> Brian: "Yes."

>

> DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

>

> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

>

> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

>

> Brian: "Sara."

>

> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

>

> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

>

> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

>

> Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

>

> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

>

> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

>

> DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

>

> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

>

> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

>

> Brian: "About 10 minutes."

>

> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said

> that if a trip wasn't at stake."

>

> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

>

> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

> morning?"

>

> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

>

> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

>

> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for

> a couple of weeks and as she was in the shower we did it on the kitchen

> table."

>

> DJ: "That is more adventurous than the previous hundred times I've done

> it.

>

> Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call

> her up. You listen to this."

>

> 3 minutes of commercials follow.

>

> DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"

>

> (touch tones.....ringing....)

>

> Clerk: "Hello Kinko's."

>

> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

>

> Clerk: "This is she."

>

> DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and

> I've been talking with Brian, he is on the line with us". Brian knows not

> to give any answers away or you'll lose. So do you know the rules of 'Mate

> Match'?"

>

> Sarah: "No."

>

> DJ: "Good!"

>

> Brian: (laughing)

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

>

> Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely

> honest."

>

> DJ: "Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's

> answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on

> us."

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

>

> DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

>

> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

>

> DJ: "What time?"

>

> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

>

> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

>

> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

>

> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his

> manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away

> from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

>

> DJ: "Where did you have it?"

>

> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

>

> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

>

> DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

>

> Sarah: "Well..."

>

> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

>

> Sarah: "Up the a**e....."

>

> DJ: "Folks, we need to take a station break"

>

 

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B) and

[chewyjack.22]

They deserve the holiday brill

[Guest jonrms]

**** that was awesome... i laughted so hard...