Pushkin Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 A Bottle of Wine The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the >gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded >the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the >man........and decided to send a reply note. > >The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her >and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept >this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million >dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants". > >After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in >return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed >him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I >have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche >911 in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank >account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I >cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back." Pushkin :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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