Dead-Eyed Duck Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's house, when Paddy Murphy lost £500 on a single hand. He clutched his chest, and dropped dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five players continued with the game. Eventually Michael O'Connor said "OK me lads, someone has to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?". So, they drew straws, and Liam picked the short one. They tell him to be discreet, but gentle - don't make a bad situation any worse! "Discreet! - me! I'm the most discreet Irishman that ever lived. Discretion is me middle name - leave it to me!". So Liam goes to Murphy's house, and knocked on the door. Mrs Murphy answered the door, and Liam says "Your husband just lost £500 at poker, and he's afraid to come home". "Tell him to drop dead" she shrieks. "I'll go tell him" says Liam...... Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Good one :yp: :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AP1shooter Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 :yp: nice one Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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