pin Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Spotted these this morning.. All genuine newspaper headlines EYE DROPS OFF SHELF PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS 12 ON THEIR WAY TO CRUISE AMONG DEAD IN PLANE CRASH KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES OLD SCHOOL PILLARS ARE REPLACED BY ALUMNI GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS HERSHEY BARS PROTEST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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