jonno 357 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Paddy the died in a fire, very badly burnt, and the Dublin morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean,turned up. Seamus went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "God bless us, he's burnt pretty bad, isn't he? Roll him over". The mortician did as requested. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The mortician thought this rather strange behaviour, so he brought Sean in to see if he could identify the body. Sean's reaction was the same as Seamus's. "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician did so."No, it ain't Paddy," said Sean. The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Y'see, Paddy had two ar**holes." "What? TWO ar**holes???" Yup, everyone knew he had two ar**holes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two ar**holes Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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