Browning GTS Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew *** dat monster??" "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a Genie," Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the Genie . So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks ................. flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 yeh not bad at all lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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