Jokes

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Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town, as they left the

night-club, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of

the

fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and

lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a

good

seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started

crying.

Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?" Will sobbed, "My

head won't fit between the railings"

 

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There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their

teenage

daughters. The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other

day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even

know she smokes". The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my

daughter's room The other day when I came across a half full bottle of

Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I

was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of

condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy."

 

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Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the

recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill

herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it

over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the

decision

to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first

place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and

burden to someone, she rang her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where

the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be

just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the

 

hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee

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