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Dear Business Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Rugby 3.0 and Golf 4.1.

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?

 

Signed, Desperate

 

 

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Dear Desperate,

 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertianment Package, whilst Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

 

Please enter the command: "http:I Thought You Loved Me. htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

 

Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do DO NOT install Mother-In -Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your system resourses). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

 

These are unsupported applications, and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

 

Good luck!

 

 

Business Support

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