Dead-Eyed Duck Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there would be no afterlife. After a long life the husband was the first to go, and to his word made contact. "Mary, Mary" "Is that you Fred?". "Yes, I've come back like we agreed". "What's it like?". "Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast, and go off to the golf course and have sex. I bathe in the sun and then have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course and then have sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. Next day it starts all over again". "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven?". "Not exactly............ I'm a rabbit in Suffolk!". Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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