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a nun gets on a bus that's empty except for the driver.

she says i'm going to die soon but i want to have sex before i do but i must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i cant commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?

yes says the driver and fulfils her wish.

then feeling guilty says i'm sorry i lied I'm married with 3 kids" that's OK said the nun, i lied too.

my name is john and i'm going to a fancy dress party!" :good:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this one should be OK don't think there any nuns on here

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