Browning GTS Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 >Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as >she bends over to >place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up >and reveals her lack >of underwear. >"Good God, woman! Why aren't >you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. > > > >"Well, you don't >give me enough housekeeping money >to afford any,"she replied. >The >Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the >sake >of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." > > > >Next, >the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball >on the tee. Her skirt >also blows up to show that she is >wearing no undies. >"Blessed >Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knick ers. Why not?" > > > >She replies, "I >can't afford any on the money you give me." >He reaches into his pocket >and says, "For the sake of decency, here's >20. Go and buy yourself >some underwear!" > > > >Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind >also takes her skirt >over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked >under it. >"Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! Where the are yer >drawers?" > > > >She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be >able ta affarrd any." >The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says. >"Well, fer the love 'o >Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. >Tidy yerself up a bit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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