Shaggy dog story?

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Well, more smooth haired than shaggy, but a story non the less. My first job was in a local restaurant and a really nice lady came to work for us in the evening, doing a spot of washing up. She lived alone on a small holding and she was suffering from attacks on her chickens from Mr Fox. I said I'd see if I could rid her of a few and duly made plans. I did not have a car then, just a moped, so with gun on my back, Alphamax #4s in my belt and Jack Russell tucked in my jacket, we headed off. When I arrived the lady was not in sight, so I stopped the bike, got off and let the dog out of my coat. To my horror, he ran straight across the farmyard and killed a chicken!!! Thinking quick, I ran across and buried the evidence in the dung heap. I never owned up to my dogs crime and luckily I managed to get quite a few foxes over the next few months. Such an unruly dog.