Tom Janaway Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 A bus driver stopped at a bus stop and an old woman got on the bus and asked for a bus ticket. The bus driver replied " sure that will be £2.00 please". so the old woman starts to pay the driver in 1 pence coins. " 1p, 2p, 3p...". ive has enough of this thinks the bus driver, and he pushes the old woman out of the bus and runs her over. The police arest him and they strap him to an electric chair. He was asked his last request before he was to be killed and he replied that he would like a case of green banana's. They granted his request and then turned on the chair, but to there suprise nothing happened. they couldnt figure out why it didnt work, so they decided to let the bus driver go. The next day an old man get on the bus, asked for a ticket and then started to ramble on about the "good old days". the driver decided that he has had enough and pushes him out of the bus and runs him over. Yet again the police arest him and strap him to an electric chair. He was asked if he had a final request and he yet again said that he would like a case of green banana's. However this time they denied his request because they suspected that it was the reason the electric chair wasnt working. They turn on the chair but yet again the chair doesnt work. they ask the bus driver why it wasnt working and he replied .... I guess i'm just a bad conductor B) p.s sorry its so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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