white fox Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two *****, dey come together. I come again. Two *****, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun me friend howa to spella Mississippi." __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 :( Nice one centurion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northy Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 :( very good i thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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