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Meg my black lab bitch has just been in season. max my black lab dog was finally given permission to sire her first litter. What a fiasco.

 

He tried sticking it in her mouth. :)

 

He tried sticking it in her ear. :no:

 

He tried sticking it in her other ear. ???

 

Nostrils were safe. :bye2:

 

He found the right end but couldn't judge the distance for ages.

 

Then he finally scored and for the next few days he was like a rat up a drainpipe. :drool:

 

The vet said he might have her a few times but half a dozen times a day wasn't mentioned (the dirty ram)

 

I think it's safe to say that, barring a blank firer or an empty chamber we gonna have babies. :yahoo: :yahoo:

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do you know what .

that sounds like some of the dates i went on as a teen :):yahoo::yahoo:

xxxxsuzy

 

errrrm. Have we met? :no:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't answer that ???:bye2: They reckon that dogs are like their owners so don't tell Lorraine that Meg's a tart :drool:

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