Supersonic Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Purchasing The maths on the Paul McCartney-Healther Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their five-year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. Leasing On the other hand, then New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour ... for anything! Findings If Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for five years -- a $41.7 million savings! Value-added benefits are: a 22-year-old hot babe with two legs, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or "honey-do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked -- all at one-seventh the cost. And NO legal fees! Sometimes leasing just makes more sense! Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badshot Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Sounds like that would work out well for him, especially as he doesn't need anything to hug at night, being a bit of a bunny hugger and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 and after three years you can get a new model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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