[Swear filter]

2 hours ago, Centrepin said:

There's an industrial town known for it's steel production. It's South of the Humber Bridge and West of Brigg that can't be named on here due to the filter. 

Isn't that a bit much Mr Moderators?

S****horpe is an acceptable British name.

It used to be asked who put the S at the begging

[Remembrance sunday]

24 minutes ago, ditchman said:

just use cow slurry tanker spreaders...........i would

Pig slurry and purple dye   thought this for years

[Remembrance sunday]

And Boris sold the water cannons

[Christmas Dinner]

Pizza with some  ome grown chillies   something special

[Yee olde fayre]

20 hours ago, ditchman said:

yup ....the good old standby...'am egg an chips........remember this from my youff.......

had some boiled pots' from the other day ...so fried them up....some local fresh eggs....and some unsmoked Broardland ham.........

 

wernt on the plate for long 

take yer pick on the condiments

Where's the beans

[Favourite vehicle you’ve ever owned]

1960s Mini pickup would love another

[Scampi and chips]

I'm not eating anything that grows near a sewage outlet

[Storm Ciarán]

23 hours ago, Cranfield said:

Its days like this that I wish I didn't live perched on the cliffs, with an uninterrupted view across the Channel to France.
It was low tide first thing (7am) and we had very high winds, torrential rain and the seas were just white foam as far as we could see.
The tide is now turning and the wind (now 40+mph) and rain has moderated, but the seas are very rough and looking at the radar it seems we are experiencing a lull, with more **** to follow.
Guarantee there will be structural damage and flooding in Kent somewhere.
Its seems to be very concentrated along the southern coast and France.

 

 

Bet the rubber boats were going well with a good back wind

[Beef Stew and Dumplings]

Where's the beans

["OI loikes pig"]

Looking for a small house up to £40.000 Sandringham way always good food in that area

[Egg&chips and some]

3 hours ago, ditchman said:

i  was finishing up stuff from the fridge..

Don't get stuff as good as that when our fridge is full

[Egg&chips and some]

Where's the baked beans???????

Got to have beans!!!!!!!!!!

[Vitamin Supplements]

I'm going to try   you move    then have a flying leap into the lake or something

[Sounds from the Labour conference]

Vote labour FIVE years of misery

lot of jail sentences are shorter than that

[Problem fox with thew Thermtec Ares 660 Thermal scope with a few rats]

Some strange folks about Simon

[Comments]

50 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i put stuff up cause i am always at a loss what to cook............and i see what other folk put up and it gives me inspiration.....when you are on your own ...one tends to get very lazy...and will eat ****....cause it is convient...

I know what you mean

[Crumpet Brunch]

Here's the fried eggs and got to have beans

[Sounds from the Labour conference]

Rishi has got a lot of cleaning up to after Boris Brixit lies and trusses flat spin implosion

give him a chance

[This has been Tee'd up for you so don't let me down.]

An accompaniment, nice side order

[Comments]

Scoff for come dancing

[Sounds from the Labour conference]

They banned fox hunting what's next???

The loonies over the border have banned snares

even their lies arnt true

[Foreign muck again]

Try this low on calories

[Norfolk]

How about Norfolk Sunday supper

[Luton airport fire]

Will the No claims bonus have gone?????

How much to renew ?????

[Luton airport fire]

So it's an EV with diesel engine for out of town