Long story short MIL got burgled yesterday afternoon.
She hasn't much and what she did have she kept in one of those small digital safes that I installed for her. The good news is that they got disturbed whilst getting into the safe (they didn't get it off the wall) but the bad news is that the safe was as much use as a chocolate fire guard.
The scene of crimes bloke reckons they used a decent large flat head screwdriver.