SNAKEBITE Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 If your opening gambit is as big as your post no wonder you have trouble! Only joking mate! Really the only thing is keep trying. If you go dressed right (smart casual in a "country way" then you cannot go wrong. I my self have invested in a pair of green trousers, shirt with checked pattern with optional flat cap. It works wonders. My wife takes the mick saying I look like a gamekeeper! Infact that is the proffesinal look I was after. First impressions count and feel free to take the p**s, and I know you will but it works!!) Once you have met face to face, and really this is the only way as leaving letters does not work let them know you are offering a FREE service. If you have no luck on the farms then try the local "big houses" as they often have trouble with vermin. ABOVE ALL DO NOT GIVE UP!!!!! YOU WILL BE REWARDED. GOOD LUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFC Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Jesus Snakebite, dressed like that you would look like Jack from Emmerdale, not that I watch it!!! Whats with the flat cap, is it standard dress down your way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 BFC TAKE a chill pill and fill in the rest of your profile cause if your from Brighton i'll take this as FRIENDLY banter your aiming at Snakebite .If not you seem to be getting a bit personal and showing the sort of behaviour of a immature teenager. From a previous post he has apologised so let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilv Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) Wooooop woooooop woooop (attention getting siren on WW" naval destroyer). [Voice on tannoy] "Hear this: disagreement among the ranks is strictly prohibited. All shore leave and personal privilleges will be cancelled if there are further outbreaks of bickering and oversensitivity. There will be double grog ration today in anticipation of full compliance. As you were men." Edited August 28, 2005 by Evilv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Jesus Snakebite, dressed like that you would look like Jack from Emmerdale, not that I watch it!!!Whats with the flat cap, is it standard dress down your way? HA HA! I take it as a joke. I was just trying to demonstrate the fact that people take first impressions very seriously. Hence Bank managers in suits (please tell me you don't work in a bank, that's all I need is you thinking I'm having a pop at you for that!) and Chefs in white uniforms. If you went into a restaraunt and saw the chef, regardless of his ability dressed in a tutu then you are going to walk straight out :blink: Besides it makes me look distinguished. I wonder if the wife wants me to wear it to bed :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 There will be double grog ration today in anticipation of full compliance. I'm sure we can shake hands if that is the case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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