lurcherboy Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 I was sitting next to a blonde and she was reading the newspaper. I glanced over and one of the headlines read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed". She was shaking her head at the news. She turned to me and asked "How many is a Brazilian?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Shure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar." The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender nodded, "Well, heck, if you're that far along you might as well finish the job." LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 LMAO Disney are about .... lol all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 LMAO Disney are about .... lol all the best yis yp Don't do it YP LB :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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